zeldathemes
Just Ignore The Bodies


Devan
20






yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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fake-mermaid:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

fake-mermaid:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

aicosu:

scrawlie:

sand-filled-scarecrow:

lulubonanza:

Drawn ByAndrew Hickinbottom
*Artist Note A homage to comic conventions, and a tribute to those brave attendees who cosplay in skimpy outfits!

THIS WAS FUCKING DRAWN!?

Oh my god. the cardboard. The escaping hair. This picture is flawed and fucking FLAWLESS because of it.

I don’t always reblog art. But when I do, its a homage to cosplayers, sexy cosplay girlies included. <3So much love for this illustration.

aicosu:

scrawlie:

sand-filled-scarecrow:

lulubonanza:

Drawn By
Andrew Hickinbottom

*Artist Note
A homage to comic conventions, and a tribute to those brave attendees who cosplay in skimpy outfits!

THIS WAS FUCKING DRAWN!?

Oh my god. the cardboard. The escaping hair. This picture is flawed and fucking FLAWLESS because of it.

I don’t always reblog art. But when I do, its a homage to cosplayers, sexy cosplay girlies included. <3

So much love for this illustration.

merasmus:

fagome:

EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO IN MY ACTIVITY I SEE THIS FCKING POST AND IT SAYS TOP POST +163 WHO TF GOT IT 163 NOTES IM SO PISSED ITS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF THIS WOMAN SAYING A FART HOLDING SOME LARGE ASS BLUE BOOK WHO CARES ITS JUST A FART

A “fart”?

merasmus:

fagome:

EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO IN MY ACTIVITY I SEE THIS FCKING POST AND IT SAYS TOP POST +163 WHO TF GOT IT 163 NOTES IM SO PISSED ITS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF THIS WOMAN SAYING A FART HOLDING SOME LARGE ASS BLUE BOOK WHO CARES ITS JUST A FART

A “fart”?

ifuckingguess:

THIS MAN IS SO IMPORTANT

juliaeditz:

its invisible pretty much till u drag it

juliaeditz:

its invisible pretty much till u drag it

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Song: Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Played: 498,773 times.

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

ghirahim:

swindle94:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

adorablespiders:

i hate that when i tell people i love spiders they start telling me about the times when they’ve killed a spider or spiders and it’s like why are you telling me this you’re basically admitting to drowning a bag of kittens to me, that is the equivalent. 

stop bragging about killing innocent animals no matter how small or “scary”

Just pick spiders up in a glass or something and set them loose so they can go on their spider-y way :)

Yes Spider are so innocent.

(goretw)

Like the Brown recluse spider that was inside of my stepdads boots and ended up biting him.

And the Venom was so poisonous that he had to be taken to the hospital and it had to be extracted by opening an incision on his knee.

but the fun didn’t stop there

His leg was still pussy due to healing from the venom and covered in bandages and my mom had to clean the INSIDE of the wounds and replaced the bandages every single night for three weeks.

He SCREAMED while it was being done.

Every. Single. Time.

But you’re right spiders are innocent 

#NotallSpiders

well it was trapped and in its situation you would likely do the same; the best approach for avoiding bites is to be proactive and learn about what causes bites in the first place. most brown recluse bites can be avoided by checking clothing before putting it on, especially if it’s been sitting out for a while and otherwise fills the “comfortable place for a spider” quota. it’s similar to avoiding dangerous snakes by knowing “hey these are warning signs for a bite” and “they like to live in brush piles like this!”

truthfully, most animal attacks are by innocent animals (especially “primitive” ones such as arthropods and reptiles) that simply show body language we can’t understand and so to us, attacks seem unprovoked, but really it’s a last-resort “you won’t leave and i am frightened for my life and/or wellbeing” thing. stuff like smiling or making eye contact can be aggressive body language for animals like dogs and cats, for example.

secondly the word is “purulent,” not “pussy,” i had to google that up bc it really can be difficult to try avoiding the term when you want to say something is full of pus. but there we go. “pussy knee” isn’t something i want to think of again

myownpersonalstar:

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

Im lying down how do I do this

africant:

"I’m just saying, if you got it you should use it"

sarsiangel:

runaon:

aminddarkly:

tazzygal:

orihime-strawberry-love:

superduperfitblr:

kendrawcandraw:

Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREAST ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE FUCKING SEXUAL ORGANS!!

WE DONT LET MEN WALK AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS OUT BECAUSE ITS A SEXUAL ORGAN!!

GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOUR FEMALE BREASTS ARE

  • SEXUAL
  • FUCKING
  • ORGANS!!!

source: X

Ahem.

BREASTS ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS YOU INCONSIDERATE DICK!

Breasts are mammary organs, meaning their true and primary purpose is to nurse babies.

I’ll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon.

Breasts are mammary sacks. They are meant to feed babies, just like a cow’s udder. They aren’t sexual organs. They aren’t classified as such in biology texts (certainly none of the ones I checked out to answer this post)

Men have breasts, you pile of refuse. Their breasts are smaller than women’s, but they possess the same mammary glands and, properly stimulated, can produce milk. Men can get breast cancer. They can develop larger breasts due to excessive hormones. Their breasts are exactly like a women’s breast, except that since their testicles produce testosterone in high degree, they don’t have enough female hormones in their bodies to start lactating.

So, you pile of putrescence, you’re probably thinking, “If breasts aren’t sex organs then how come guys get horny looking at them and women get turned on by playing worth them, huh?”

The answers to both are so terribly simple that you might just be able to follow them if you pay attention, pig.

Men are enticed by breasts because they’re not allowed to see them. Women are sensitive because stimulation triggers two responses - bonding hormones and lactation.

In case you’re too simple to get this, I’ll break it down further for you. In cultures where breasts are viewed daily, they don’t do much to get a guy hot and bothered. There are hundreds of paintings from the renaissance period and earlier depicting women nursing babies, especially images of the Blessed Virgin nursing Christ, and none of these have ever been considered provocative, because that’s what boobs are for. Meanwhile, in cultures where everyone from baby sister to great-great grandma walk around topless because the weather will kill them otherwise, dudes don’t get raging erections every time they see a breast. They don’t find boobs enticing the way men do in America, where boobs are considered shameful and need to be hidden.

As for women getting aroused by their boobs being played with, you brainless donkey, a woman’s body responds to get nipples bring touched by flooding her body with bonding hormones that help her attach to get babies - you know, the people her breasts are actually supposed to be used by - and hormones that get her glands making milk. Also, please note that many women with large breasts don’t feel any stimulation when fondled, meaning they aren’t sensitive enough to get off on having their boobs played with.

Do me a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PURITANICAL ASS! My breasts are NOT SEXUAL ORGANS. They are lactation organs designed for my use and my baby’s use. Not for any man’s use or pleasure.

You inconsiderate space herpe.

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YOU INCONSIDERATE SPACE HERPE

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sci-universe:

Tiny starfishes I captured in the aquariums of Artis Royal Zoo, Amsterdam

gabriele-echelon:

DORKS