MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY
Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will
- help them order food when it’s too scary
- walk with them through crowded places
- help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
- not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed
and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3
X-ray image of a pregnant cat with six kittens.
Yknow how sometimes life is just so cool you can’t even believe that things work
when the teacher comes around to collect your homework
How can people see Emma Watson being verbally attacked online and threatened with hacked nudes being released by men because of her speech on gender equality and still think we don’t need feminism. It’s not women who make men out to be some evil creatures, you guys do that well enough on your own.
A tip for modern adulterers: if you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers:
This is the work of God.
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
tis·suenounnoun: tissue; plural noun: tissues1.any of the distinct types of material of which animals or plants are made, consisting of specialized cells and their products.So by definition, yes, a fetus is tissue, because every living thing is made up of tissue. Congrats on not understanding basic biology!-Lemon